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Rudolph the Robinhood Trader

He bought DoorDash and Snowflake and SalesForce and Etsy
CloudFlare and Pinterest and Zillow and Tesla
Now do you recall
The most famous trader of all?
Rudolph the Robinhood Trader
Showed off to his Twitter bros
And if you ever asked him
He would say it only grows
All of the other traders
Used to laugh that he bought $JETS
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in on their r/wallstreetbets
Then one frothy Christmas Eve
Ackman came to say
“Rudolph, with your trades so right
Won’t you buy my SPAC tonight?”
Then how the traders loved him
As leverage reached infinity
“Rudolph the Robinhood Trader
You’ll make market history!”

About the author

Phil Huber, CFA, CFP®

Phil is the Head of Portfolio Solutions for Cliffwater, a leading alternative investment adviser and fund manager. Prior to joining Cliffwater in 2024, Phil was the Chief Investment Officer for Savant Wealth Management, a multi-billion dollar wealth management firm. Phil has been involved in the financial services industry since 2007. He earned a bachelor’s degree in finance from the Kelley School of Business at Indiana University. He is a member of the CFA Society of Chicago. More about me here. Twitter: @bpsandpieces

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