Rudolph the Robinhood Trader
He bought DoorDash and Snowflake and SalesForce and Etsy
CloudFlare and Pinterest and Zillow and Tesla
Now do you recall
The most famous trader of all?
Rudolph the Robinhood Trader
Showed off to his Twitter bros
And if you ever asked him
He would say it only grows
All of the other traders
Used to laugh that he bought $JETS
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in on their r/wallstreetbets
Then one frothy Christmas Eve
Ackman came to say
“Rudolph, with your trades so right
Won’t you buy my SPAC tonight?”
Then how the traders loved him
As leverage reached infinity
“Rudolph the Robinhood Trader
You’ll make market history!”
About the author
Phil Huber, CFA, CFP®
Philip Huber is Chief Investment Officer for Savant Wealth Management. He has been involved in the financial services industry since 2007. Prior to joining Savant, Phil was employed at a global asset management company where he worked closely with financial advisors to develop investment strategies for their clients. He earned a bachelor’s degree in finance from the Kelley School of Business at Indiana University. He is a member of the CFA Society of Chicago. More about me here. Twitter: @bpsandpieces
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